This issue the Curmudgeon finds a way to tie President Clinton’s peccadillos to the ETF growth story.

Is active indexing a witches brew?

Indexes, indexes, indexes...

The Curmudgeon WANTS YOU (to write his column).
A hilarious reflection on the creative process.

Do we really need more index funds?

The implosion of the technology sector has brought some welcome relief to sports fans. The Curmudgeon on keeping the faith.

Attila the CEO receives a rude awakening regarding retirement. Hemmed in by governance standards, he is forced to labor on.

Do your part to keep the government flush in $600 toilet seats. The author says NO to tax-efficient investing and yes to full coffers.

Do we need a better class of criminal? The author maintains that the recent spate of indictments are weak bids for his Felons Index title.